Floor tuning trials and tribulations.

"Yes, there's the salesman and prospect doing the Piano Hop Boogie, followed by the couple with five hyper kids playing "musical benches" with a cacophony of "Heart and Soul." At the other end of the store, an unannounced visit from a music minister has the Allen blasting Widor so loud that the walls feel like Jericho about to tumble." - BW